22 Sep A 12-pack of the all-time best football quotes
Many of the regular readers of my fitness blog are also big football fans.
With the first day of fall tomorrow and the heart of football season to follow, I’ve decided to share some of my favorite quotes from the gridiron today.
To lighten things up a little, here’s a 12-pack of my all-time favorite football quotes:
* “I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something.’
* “Most football teams are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.”
* “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
* “Football isn’t a contact sport; it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.”
Vince Lombardi (Also attributed to Duffy Daugherty)
* “That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.”
* “The pride and presence of a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries.”
* “Football is an honest game. It’s true to life. It’s a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life.”
* “Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.”
* *In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
* “Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer.”
Anonymous referee – explaining his job
* “It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.”
* “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
At Home Fitness consultant Aaron Dorksen’s blog deals with a variety of fitness topics, ranging from workout tips, motivational ideas and feature stories on how exercise impacts people’s lives. E-mail him with comments, questions or ideas for future blogs at firstname.lastname@example.org